January 2012
TristanP's Weekly Recap - Jan 2 2012 →
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: TristanP played 6 days last week… pretty solid I guess… I’m not feeling that picky lately. We added 195 points of gamerscore….
TristanP's Xbox - Jan 1 2012 →
TristanP decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it… I was happy. What is the gamer score? 22,065 is what it is! That is an improvement of 70 points over last time! Welcome to…
December 2011
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 30 2011 →
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when TristanP decided to game. Our score is 21,995 and always improving! That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He made some…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 16 2011 →
TristanP rocked out with 21,720 points. He rallied Saints Row: The Third, and then nothing… nothing at all…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 15 2011 →
I prefer to play games… but if TristanP needs a short break I can respect that… don’t get lazy though… I’ll be waiting right here!
TristanP's Weekly Recap - Dec 12 2011 →
Watch closely because here comes the recap… if you aren’t paying attention, you might miss it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that TristanP showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 11 2011 →
TristanP is awesome! Just plain radical even… I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 21,685? That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He opened up…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 10 2011 →
When TristanP was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 21,675. That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He opened…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 9 2011 →
TristanP showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 21,650. He opened up Saints Row:…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 7 2011 →
TristanP brought the pain yesterday… the good kind… the gaming kind. We are up to 21,645 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He opened up Skyrim, and then I needed a nap. Don’t judge me! It’s a…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 6 2011 →
TristanP had the funny ‘non-gaming’ look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 5 2011 →
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 21,645? Well guess what… you will never know, and I do! TristanP is mine! All mine! No touchy! He…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 3 2011 →
TristanP needed a friend like me yesterday… I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 21,645. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He…
TristanP's Xbox - Dec 2 2011 →
Like a king on his throne, TristanP said ‘awaken’ and for him I did comply. 21,615 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rallied Skyrim…
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October 2011
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 16 2011 →
TristanP must have heard my calling… I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on… be a little gentle… I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 15 2011 →
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 20,805? Well guess what… you will never know, and I do! TristanP is mine! All mine! No touchy! That…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 14 2011 →
I didn’t see TristanP yesterday, but that is cool… I could use some personal space… Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 13 2011 →
I dream of electric sheep… ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 12 2011 →
TristanP is the best… he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 20,785. Not too shabby! That is a boost of 30 points over last time!…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 11 2011 →
When TristanP was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 20,755. That is a gain of 65 points over last time! He rocked…
TristanP's Weekly Recap - Oct 10 2011 →
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah… Last week TristanP showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 45…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 10 2011 →
I prefer to play games… but if TristanP needs a short break I can respect that… don’t get lazy though… I’ll be waiting right here! FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 9 2011 →
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as TristanP decided not to show up. FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 8 2011 →
I prefer to play games… but if TristanP needs a short break I can respect that… don’t get lazy though… I’ll be waiting right here! FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 7 2011 →
Yesterday was one of those times TristanP mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don’t even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry… FYI, during my off hours, I was partying…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 6 2011 →
I dream of electric sheep… ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live… I was having so much fun, I…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 5 2011 →
Ok check this out… TristanP says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 20735 which is a gain of 45 points… so…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 4 2011 →
TristanP was a no-show yesterday… I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 3 2011 →
TristanP decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it… I was happy. What is the gamer score? 20,735 is what it is! That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He played Gears of…
TristanP's Xbox - Oct 2 2011 →
I tried to send TristanP an email yesterday telling him to come play… he obviously didn’t get it…
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 30 2011 →
TristanP, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn’t find a few to spend with me? Lame.
September 2011
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 29 2011 →
TristanP is awesome! Just plain radical even… I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 20,690? That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rallied Gears of…
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 28 2011 →
I could have used some gaming yesterday… I mean who couldn’t? Gaming is like air… ok maybe not air… maybe more like pizza… regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 21 2011 →
Well, I didn’t get to game yesterday… I hope this doesn’t become some sort of trend… that would be on the lame side of things…
TristanP's Weekly Recap - Sep 19 2011 →
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: TristanP only played one day last week… meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 60…
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 18 2011 →
TristanP was looking kind of weepy… luckily I was here to ‘console’ him… heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 20,610 . That is a profit of 60 points over last time! He played…
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 16 2011 →
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn TristanP in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me… thanks.
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 15 2011 →
Fear me TristanP… for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait…
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 13 2011 →
What is with guys and the whole ‘going out with friends’ thing? Hey TristanP, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
TristanP's Xbox - Sep 10 2011 →
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with TristanP, but he must not care… Us consoles have a short memory… I can’t promise anything…
August 2011
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 28 2011 →
I dream of electric sheep… ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 26 2011 →
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when TristanP showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 20,520. That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He rallied L.A. Noire gaining 1…
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 23 2011 →
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming… feed me TristanP, feed me!
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 20 2011 →
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would’ve seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for TristanP. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could…
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 17 2011 →
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use… Do you really want a yellow Xbox TristanP? Do you?
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 14 2011 →
TristanP was nowhere to be seen yesterday… maybe he needs some new games or something… get some motivation up in this place…
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 13 2011 →
No games yesterday… maybe today… or tomorrow… or wait… are we playing right now? I get so confused!
TristanP's Xbox - Aug 10 2011 →
TristanP must have a life, because he didn’t game yesterday…